Cowhorns (Gee, I wonder why they call them that?)
I knew the beaks were supposed to fit under the gums between the two roots of a lower molar and that by squeezing the handles together it would lift the tooth out of the socket. Yeah, right. Well, that's what I tried to do and the tooth just sat there. The patient squirmed a bit, but the tooth didn't budge. I squoze harder. Still no luck. Not willing to admit defeat, I applied still more pressure and started rocking the tooth back and forth. By this time the patient was bouncing around more than I was and my assistant (Franklin, I still remember her name to this day) was collapsed against the wall in helpless laughter. Finally the tooth literally flew out of the mouth and fell on the floor. I stuck gauze over the extraction site, told her to bite down, and said something to the effect of "problem solved!" and dismissed the patient. Later that night I read the book again.
3 comments:
I can't believe you kept that tooth. What other firsts did you keep at school?
Funny story! I can't believe you saved it either. Robert saved his wisdom teeth you extracted and when he got home from his mission he gave them to Bryan who was so proud of them he carried them around for days. Yuck again!
Ha! I am rolling with laughter! Wish I could have seen my all wise and knowing older brother pretend his way through that one! Reminds me of the first shot I gave in nursing school. It bounced right back at me off the skin without so much as making a pin hole!
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